So Bob Saget stopped by Vassar last night. We were warned by hearsay of his raunchy tactics, but what we got from him was far beyond our wildest dreams. It was purely awesome. There is unimaginable value for Bob Saget as a comedian, and negligible value for him as a line-reader. Here's some assorted photos of Bob, and you'll find videos at the bottom.

He mentioned being ridiculed on South Park, putting his dick on Michelle's head, and told us about the baby stroller he got for his last 15 year old girlfriend. STICHES we were in. Can't even tell you. We would have found this material awesome from any random comedian off the streets of Los Angeles, but Bob Saget, when he knelt down and told Michelle (from Full House) to treat people with "kindness and respect and...wait a second take this {reaches to unzip his fly} let me just put this on your head. *plop* Wait. Where are you going! Where's comet?" There are no words to explain. We ate him up.

VIDEO1 (here he sings a song where he asks the world why they think DannyTanner was gay.

LYRICS:

"...he's fucked up. sometimes the show wasn't that funny, fuck you, made lots of money. But I gave half to my ex-wife anyway. Woulda been cheaper if I had been gay. Tell me why some people call me faggot. Tell me why, maybe because my last name's Saget. I changed it it used to be Somosexual. Tell me why, I sucked dick for coke, but that's ok. Danny Tanner was not gay. Danny tanner was not gay... like Dave Coulier."

VIDEO2 (he poses for a shot for a girl's camera phone, then sees he's being shot at by us, so he grabs for ours)

VIDEO3 (he is captured by the movie mode of the camera. bless his heart. "this is a great camera. Fucking shit.")